Mario: If you 2 don't start talkin' we're gonna leave ya to these guys... for lunch. Lt. Spence: You know, I'd cut him. Oh yeah, seriously. Iggy: Excuse me, excuse me. I'm gonna go get her. Landlady: I didn't come in from Stupidsville on last night's bus! Surf Ninjas (1993) [720p] [BluRay] [YTS] [YIFY] Brothers Johnny, an adolescent surf talent, and Adam, a preadolescent video-game addict, grow up care-free in California as adopted sons of Marines veteran Mac, inseparable friends of wacky local lout Iggy. She thinks she can fool us. Iggy: Of course she's wearing a disguise. Knives. Here Zusammen mit den Bewohnern eines von Chi zerstörten Dorfes gelingt es Johnny und Zatch, Chis Truppen zu besiegen und Mac zu befreien. King Koopa: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it! I shall personally... kill you. Iggy: *You've* gotten it wrong five times. Made at the height of the pint-sized Ninja comedy craze, this fast-paced adolescent adventure stars teenage black belt Ernie Reyes Jr. as a California beach boy with a royal legacy. "Surf Ninjas" is an excellent film. Thanks for your vote! Spike: Ha, ha, ha! Zatch: Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu. Iggy: Wow, hold it! Iggy: Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu. Dana: [looks off as if she has an idea] ... and THAT is the best weapon we have. Spike: We were wrong again. Home for five. Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around. I mean, what if the house blows up... [a big Explosion happens in the background]. Zatch: Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up? Serving strange things and shells since 1207. Zatch: [Annoyed by Iggy] But what of THIS one, the Commoner? Forgot. Iggy: That's the Mecrob Hilton. Landlady: Don't double-talk me! Iggy: On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Old zombies, we can take this guy; new zombies... we may be fucked. He was played by the late Leslie Nielsen. Dan: [to Iggy who's oblivious reading a newspaper] Why don't you just let her stick her head out the window and yell for help, you meathead? [Zeke Kelso spoke out the house number, 132 almost like spelling, saying the numerals slowly as one-three-two: 132 Eighth Street]. Zeke Kelso: [upon hearing Margaret Miller's voice] I can't wait sir. Surf Ninjas Iggy نيل إسرائيل 1993 رجل الدمار (فيلم) Erwin ماركو برامبيا Uncredited 1993 The Beverly Hillbillies Woodrow Tyler بينيلوب سفيريس 1995 القاضي دريد Fergie, Herman Ferguson داني كانون 1996 Down Periscope 1996 Johnny: While in Patusan, guests of The Revolution stay at the Mecrob Hilton. Surfing afternoons and weekends, and attending school during the day. Dan: [by DC's collar, after DC went in the apartment building, Zeke Kelso located Margaret Miller's kidnappers, hearing Dan's remark] Get rid of that cat, go in and finish her off. Adam: [Helping Johnny] Get your rotten hands off my Brother! Dan: [Dan pulled Margaret Miller, away from window] Back away from that window! Where is it? Dan: [to Margaret Miller] Some desperate character I got for a partner, huh Mom? Es kommt zum finalen Kampf zwischen Johnny und Captain Chi, den Johnny mit der Unterstützung von Adam für sich entscheiden kann, indem er Chi in ein Gewässer stößt, wo der Diktator durch einen Stromschlag getötet wird. 公開年 邦題 原題 役名 備考 1991 スーパー・タッチダウン Necessary Roughness チャック 1992 ホーム・アローン2 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ベルマン 1993 鉄の顔を持つ男 Surf Ninjas イギー デモリションマン Demolition Man アーウィン F**k her and the forces of darkness that created her, f**kin' she-bitch from hell. Johnny: [Under his Breath] Yeah right, you never surfed a day in your Life. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com Plot – A hot and talkative surfboarder from Southern California goes to Asia. ロブ・シュナイダー（Rob Schneider、本名: Robert Michael Schneider、1963年10月31日 - ）は、アメリカ合衆国カリフォルニア州サンフランシスコ出身のコメディアンで、業界屈指の下ネタ俳優。 NC: For if we look at Surf Ninjas with open eyes and critical analysis, we may see something deeper than even the filmmakers could have possibly imagined. I got a little business to do, then I'll give you some milk. So, um, I got my stuff downstairs, and I'm gonna go get it, and then I'm gonna meet you guys. [Lt. Spence and Adam suddenly fall down the hill]. Revealing mistake: When they are surfing using the boards they cut from the trees, you can see the ankle cuffs on the boards, clipped on to the actors. Zatch: [Regretably] I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny. Iggy: He's not gonna kill us. Iggy: [Looks down at the Shorts He's wearing] These are yours? Web. NC (voiceover): First of all, I should point out that this came out one year after Three Ninjas, which came out one year after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle films. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' Iggy: Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Surf Ninjas is one of the funniest flicks to come out of Hollywood in the past decade. Iggy: Mr. MC.Quinn, My Parents are locked up in a Bio-Screen in Arizona, Pimento? Iggy: Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! In der Folge kehrt wieder Frieden auf Patu San ei… "Surf Ninjas" is an excellent film. Tom: Well... we could go to Taco Bell if that's more your style. Mac: Iggy, you're here every day, and every night, don't your Parents wonder where you've been? Johnny and Adam were perfectly ordinary brothers. Spike: No, no, no, no. That hardly seems logical, does it? Iggy: ...because as we all know, money can't buy knives. Audience Reviews for Surf Ninjas May 22, 2008 I loved this as a kid, but I don't think I want to watch it again, I'm sure it won't hold up to my expectations. Forgot. Who do you think you're kidding? Storyline. Iggy: [as Iggy buys four different newspapers, Iggy sees DC smelling the salmon, he had just purchased] Hey, what do you say fella? Johnny and Adam were perfectly ordinary brothers. Japanese Salesman 1: Well, I must say, we have a very generous proposal. Let's take a look. Iggy: [to Margaret Miller] Make mine well. Believe it or not, this is the first film that had a video game adaptation that actually came out before the movie! Johnny wird von Zatch in einer verborgenen Höhle für bevorstehende Kämpfe ausgebildet. I suppose many people viewed the early 90's American pop-culture references, and dated jargon as off-putting, but to me, they gave the film a sense of nostalgic charm. Perhaps we should stay here and formulate our own strategy. Zeke Kelso: This is it Control, 1-3-2 Eighth Street. Japanese Salesman 1: What would you call it? They learn that it's indeed their destiny to defeat the cyborg warlord. Hateful, evil murderous bitch with no friends and BAD SKIN! Your INSANE! Colonel Chi is the main villain of the 1993family comedy,Surf Ninjas. Then comes a mysterious stranger with an Eyepatch of Power and news of an unbelievable heritage. Mac: Iggy, You know what you need, is a professional listener. Add more and vote on your favourites! Mac: Not helping, and don't your parents ever feed ya, and don't they ever provide you with enough clothing besides MY BOXER SHORTS! I'm a modern kind of girl, I'm all for integration. Iggy: No, *I'll* grab her, *you* bag her. I'll bag her, you grab her. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan. During the '90s, director Neal Israel's Surf Ninjas achieved an unlikely distinction that set it apart from the rest of the martial arts comedies of the decade. Sinopsis Surf Ninjas Mai mult Doi frati americani de origine asiatica, Johnny, in varsta de 16 ani, si Adam, de 12 ani, se multumesc sa duca o viata de azi pe maine, pe plaja californiana din Venice ca maniaci ai surf-ului, impreuna cu prietenul lor, Iggy. Dana: There's gotta be some kind of magic charm to command the evil! The best quotes from Surf Ninjas (1993). Browse more character quotes from Surf Ninjas (1993), Johnny and Adam are about to surf the waves, a big Explosion happens in the background, Lt. Spence and Adam suddenly fall down the hill, Johnny and Mac are in Shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife, the Camera Angle starts pointing up revealing Iggy's Face, shouts as he stands up in the moving vehicle, after Zatch helped Johnny, Adam, and Iggy escape from the raid at the food hut, Iggy interupts from behind the couch holding a Playboy Magazine, has had his brain evolved to higher intelligence, Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa, Iggy and Spike have become more intelligent, Iggy and Spike mistake Daniella for Daisy, We now see that they are addressing, not Mario and Luigi, but Iggy and Spike, after Iggy turns fan on to clear away the smoke, the numerous dollar bills of money start flying out of the suitcase, Margaret Miller, gagged, shook her head, no, Margaret Miller, gagged, shook her head, no again, Margaret Miller, gagged, nodded her head, yes this time, Iggy then made a fist, threatening to hit Margaret Mitchell in her mouth, but Dan prevented it, first lines, after introductory song concluded, as Iggy buys four different newspapers, Iggy sees DC smelling the salmon, he had just purchased, Dan pulled Margaret Miller, away from window, to Iggy who's oblivious reading a newspaper, by DC's collar, after DC went in the apartment building, Zeke Kelso located Margaret Miller's kidnappers, hearing Dan's remark, Zeke Kelso spoke out the house number, 132 almost like spelling, saying the numerals slowly as one-three-two: 132 Eighth Street, after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde, grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him, pauses and points at Dana before calmly saying. Johnny (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) and Adam (Nicolas Cowan) are two Asian-American surfer dudes growing up with foster dad Mac (John Karlen No longer a soulless, mindless, walking-dead corporate zombie, but a real zombie. Iggy: ...and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is a whole stack of em underneath Your Bed... Johnny: Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan. Spike: Big Bertha! One minute he's a smart-mouth surfer and high-school jester, the ne…. Iggy: Wait a minute. How many times have we got this wrong? Luigi: Not till ya give us Daisy, Biscuit-Head! Spike: Home for five. Iggy: I can't believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property! Where's the rock, Scalywag? Carl's a zombie. Iggy' monologue about how "Money can't buy knives" is one of the highlights of the film and Tone Loc is a funny, if not odd addition to the cast. I just said "What if I lose this power?". Iggy: [happily] Hey, fella, where did you come from, huh? I've got ears, haven't I? Iggy: Knives? Iggy: Look, tommorow we start off early, o.k.? Animées par la passion du surf, du skate-board et jeux vidéo, Johny et Adam McQuinn, deux frères d'origine asiatique, habitent le quartier de Venice Beach à Los Angeles où ils passent la plus grande partie de leur temps à la plage, en compagnie de leur ami Iggy. What if somebody fell? Iggy: Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there. Mac: [Johnny and Mac are in Shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife] I'd put that knife down if I were you! Hey, you're taking my food, huh? Surf Ninjas 1993 Genre: Action , Adventure , Comedy Made at the height of the pint-sized Ninja comedy craze, this fast-paced adolescent adventure stars teenage black belt Ernie Reyes Jr. as a California beach boy with a royal legacy. Adam: Say, Johnny, what if what that Zatch guy said was true? Dana: F**k her! Dana: There's gotta be something. I know well, cuz I'm 37, and don't make Me beat You with Leg of Mine that no longer Works cuz I'll do it! Iggy: [Walking across a hill] Woah, this trail is massively narrow. Surf Ninjas é um filme norte-americano, do gênero comédia envolvendo artes marciais, dirigido por Neal Israel e escrito por Dan Gordon.O filme é estrelado por Ernie Reyes Jr., Rob Schneider, Nicolas Cowan e … Adam: [after leaving the raid at their house] So... when can we go back home? On occasion, we have a... date. Johnny: No! Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. I could spot her a mile away. Dan: Here. Iggy: Between us, Spike doesn't have a thought in his brain, sir! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Spike: Good idea. Iggy: ...It's like a little Tomato. Revealing mistake: When they are surfing using the boards they cut from the trees, you can see the ankle cuffs on the boards, clipped on to the actors. Iggy: [weak smile] I forgot about the loot! Where's Alexandra? But, I don't have a knife. King Koopa: I am very disappointed in you, cousins. Dana: ...like weapons to fight off the supernatural forces of darkness? Spike: [has had his brain evolved to higher intelligence] Ignatius, do you know what the square root of 36,481 is? He's a liar, sir. They said, 'NO. Landlady: I don't care if it's Pocahontas! Iggy: Where's the rock, Overweaning-Rogue?